Once upon a time, long long ago,(yesterday am), in a far away land (Sheridan) there lived a Royal family. In this Royal family there was a King, a Queen, and 3 pretty little princesses. Now, the King and the Queen, they share the royal throne room, (bathroom to all you non royal folk). In that room the King & Queen do all sorts of things. (Get your heads out of those gutters people.) They brush their teeth & hair for example. So on that long long ago morning, (yesterday am) the King was brushing is royal teeth with his royal toothbrush and toothpaste. The Queen came along after he was finished to brush and dry and curl her wonderfully beautiful hair among other things. After she brushed and dried said wonderfully beautiful hair, her 3 pretty little princesses were in dire need of some help, so the queen being a good and kind mother went to separate them before one princess got knocked out by the other princess. After that, she went back into the Royal Throne room to finish up with her personal preparations for the day. This is when she noticed that, gasp, something sticky was in her wonderfully beautiful hair. Not sure what it was, and no longer having time to deal with it, she pulled her hair back, and went out the door to ride in the Royal Grand Caravan to work with her family.
On the way, the Queen was making polite conversation with King who was driving, about how there was something sticky in her wonderfully beautiful hair and that she couldn't figure out what it was or when it happened. The King, looking fairly sheepish at this point asks the queen, "Did her highness use her hairbrush this morning?" To which the Queen replies, (with gritted teeth might I add) "OF COURSE SHE USED HER HAIR BRUSH THIS MORNING, why wouldn't she?" (in a much nicer voice)"Well" the King said, "Um, I might have, well, dropped some toothpaste on, gosh, the hairbrush while I was brushing my teeth this morning, and uh, I guess I must have forgotten to take the time to wash it off." "Oh my!" said the Queen. "You my dear husband, King Travis, are in for it now."
The Moral of the story (don't all fairy tales have story morals?) Look at your hair brush before you use it, or you too will have Minty fresh.. Hair.
3 comments:
I love it! Look at it this way though - some shampoos smell minty anyway. The stickyness is definitely King Travis' fault:) Fun times in that Royal kingdom!
I thought for sure it was one of the girls doing something!!! That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Thank you for the laugh :)
haha! Leave it to the husband to make a mess and not clean it up! I thought it was just mine that did that!!! :o)
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